Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Social Psychology: Dealing with Bad Breath


If you are talking to someone with bad breath:

So freaking valuable...oh, and my TI-89.

1) Exit the conversation. (Yeah, I can write another whole post on the "how-tos" of exiting.)

2) Ask if he/she would like a piece of gum...insist by exaggerating the positive side effects of the gum. "No, thank you." "Oh, please, it'll make your boobs grow bigger/muscles jack up."

3) Create a radius of 5ft distance. Excuse? You have a highly contagious disease. (Good excuse for exiting conversations as well)

4) If of the opposite sex, you can always leave for the washroom and just stay there for a while...or escape through another door/window if that desperate.

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